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Uncommon sense ~ How to suicide ~ Death by cat

An image is worth a thousand words! But I like to use the words too!

Wet cat clinging to faucet

"DO NOT WANT. Cat baths, creative suicide for cat owners"

I guess you can try hording thousands, eventually you won't be able to feed them and they'll eat you alive. But they're scavengers so they'd be more likely to eat your corpse... that happens more often than you think~

Hm... One thing that stops me from becoming a serial killer is that I don't know how to get rid of the bodies... I really love my freedom. This might be a good idea to get rid of the evidence. Hmmm~ Err... Except for the bones... a damn. And I'd have to become a cat lady... hell no... all that... horrible litter... and... *shudders*. I'd rather stay a fish lady. Hm... being eaten by a shark, but I'd much rather watch that than have it happen to me.

Reality is way uglier than romantic fiction... But I sure can laugh at fiction all I want, guilt free!


Next: Eaten by cannibals

Lisa Of Shades
4 September 2013
Right to be ©razy 2013 and beyond!