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Uncommon sense ~ How to suicide ~ Hang with a bungee cord

Put the bungee cord at the throat and jumpI read that the point of hanging is jumping, breaking your neck on the spot, and then it's done. Yet you can miss.

But not with a bungee cord! If you miss, you'll bounce and then go right back down again, eventually your neck will break...

The bouncing might make your agony last longer than if you just choked and suffocated... well, only one way to find that out!

You might do real bungee and get killed by accident too~ If it wraps around your neck or if the cord is too long. God wouldn't be able to send you in hell for that one!

More details in my Hanging page.


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Lisa Of Shades
4 September 2013
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