Uncommon sense ~ How to suicide ~ Asphyxiation
For autoerotic asphyxiation, refer to the Better
part of the Hanging page.
But I wouldn’t use a plastic bag for that either
gasping for hair but having it denied by plastic would make me feel like
being trapped in my own body even more
only way that can be pleasant is with a gas: Carbon
If you own a car, tie up a tube to the exhaust and
bring it to the window
. If you use a very thick industrial duck
tape and wrap it around, eventually it will make up for the different
Then you sit in your car, or if you want to freak people out even more,
borrow one… and you just relax, maybe with some music.
The motor basically has a burning fire, so it will suck out the oxygen
from the air and release CO2… it’s the thing that you want
to exhale, not inhale… so you’ll be free
to breathe as much as you want, but it will be useless.
In theory, you should just feel drowsy and fall asleep
and die. Your survival instinct will probably won’t even see it
coming if you do your best not to think about being in danger.
But I’m worried about the horrible stench
Maybe you’ll cough from the smoke and end up with the urge to get
the hell out.
I don’t have a car, but if I had, it would have been in my top choices.
Driving it off a cliff might be more dramatic and effective tough, but
way more traumatizing. The goal is to find eternal
peace, not to suffer in pieces.
People can still find you if you stay in your garage, so maybe drive to
a desert to be extra sure.
Well, feel free to try it out, it’s your life to throw away or live
At least it won't give you disfiguring scars if you mess it up, and you'll
even be able to change your mind. Freedom is fun
you should at least take control of your life
when you die. But doing it before would make life more interesting.
Feel free to stay for a while and enjoy the ride~
Lisa Of Shades
4 September 2013
"Burning a bag of charcoal briquettes in an enclosed room gives off
carbon monoxide gas which will kill you without suffocation or pain (usually).
This is an update on the old car exhaust method. This new method is known
as charcoal suicide"
Unless burning eyes and coughing counts as pain, you might get the urge
to run out of the room and then you'll have a mess to clean. Or worst, if
you set the apartment in fire, burn alive would hurt more than anything
else imaginable, or end up homeless, sued and in jail... The smoke would
be a dead give away... so you might get rescued by people who "care"
or just are curious to see wtf... Maybe you can prevent that at night in
the bathroom? Using the bath as your own furnace of hell. Those water proof
walls won't burn as quickly, maybe. Maybe make a bed of blankets between
the bath and toilet. But who would want to die looking at the shit hole.
Unless you use a blindfold... it might help the burning eyes possible issue.
If you have the urge to run out, try chaining yourself to the toilet and
throwing away the key. If it fails you'd either starve to death, or be humiliated
screaming and being found, at least you'll have water to drink.
Here are some ideas for notes:
- "I wanted to meet Jesus (or Satan)" That sure would freak
out the religious fanatics.
- "You should have aborted me if you didn't want to take care of
me" or "I don't love you either." or "I'd rather
die than be your child." Well, don't die for that, 18 years isn't
much compared to the 80 years of life expectancy... or take them with
you. Some people shouldn't be allowed to be parents. Sometimes madness
is very rational. (It always is actually, people just don't understand,
can't or don't want to.) You can just walk away and let them suffer.
- "Society sucks" Maybe withdraw all your money in 1$ bills
and set that on fire. "Capitalism and individualism made me feel
lonely. Better be loved than rich."
- "I was just cold, I guess I screwed up and died." you can
add "I guess I'm burning in hell now~ Maybe I’ll stop feeling
so cold. Yay!" Actually a sign of low metabolism, anemia, hypoglycemia…
eating eggs and food more often helps.
- "I thought Santa Claus would come if I made a fire, he's magical
so he doesn't need a chimney. I just wanted a gift" If you do that
- "My mom told me to do it" Actually... some do... just slap
some sense into that bitch or punch her in the throat, it will shut
her up for a while. You’ll feel much better. I sure did.
- "Satan told me that I'd get 72
virgins (image joke) if I blew myself up, but I couldn't
find how to make a bomb in google." How do you fuck virgins without
a body and a dick? Some people just don't think this through... or are
on some too powerful drugs... or their brain functions are limited from
eating nothing but sand. (Sugar and grains are... but yeah I'm a bad
person. I'd rather die than live in a desert too.)
- "I cooked and ate the cat in a home made BBQ and fell asleep."
- "U R next" Mwahahahaha! Heck you can include the maniacal
laughter too. Not everyone can figure out that shitty grammar shortcuts
that I hate so much (I’m a French Canadian, this is making learning
harder) so you might want to use proper grammar.
- "I wanted to see what was after, saw nothing; God doesn't exist,
came back, felt sad, and killed myself again."
- "Tried a home made BBQ, maybe I should have ordered sushi instead."
Hahaha, I'm terrible. I love raw fish.
- "Feel free to eat my body, I don’t need it anymore, the
BBQ is ready." I'm so going in hell for this! Meh it was worth
it, laughter is the best medicine.
Death makes me laugh... I guess I'll stay around to laugh some more at it.
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